Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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