so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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