Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Duck Duck Cougar?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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