dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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