Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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