I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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