its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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