You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
