I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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