doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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