this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
