So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Randomize
