that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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