I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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