did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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