Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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