Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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