Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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