i barfeds in our rink
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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