All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
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