normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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