i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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