it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
The uberlube is also flammable
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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