Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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