I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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