Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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