a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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