At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
When are your genitals available?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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