I want to make a zoo with you.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
please come you make the beer taste better
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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