I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Randomize
