After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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