kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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