Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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