how hairy? two words: wookie tits
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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