You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You are a booty call, not a friend.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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