i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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