Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
ttyl tear gas
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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