What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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