3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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