I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
