What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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