he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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