yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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