Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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