It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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