...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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