Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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