I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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