four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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