hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
