normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
he quoted the bible to break up with me
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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