She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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