do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize
