Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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