Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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