You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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