yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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