eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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