In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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